The Gay Power of The Grand Kingdoms is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.866 billion Grand Kingdomese love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grandiosity. The average income tax rate is 23.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Grand Kingdomese economy, worth 321 trillion Crowned Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,971 Crowned Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All guns must be registered, the World Gay Power Games have been won again by The Grand Kingdoms as no other country cares enough to compete, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, and nobody knows why the caged Royal Chested Squirrel sings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Grand Kingdoms's national animal is the Royal Chested Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Grand Kingdoms is ranked 39,900^th in the world and 71^st in Gay for Highest Food Quality, scoring 41.29 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.